As I was reviewing my note of errands today, I paused at “paper towel” holder. Hmmm. If my perfect life is to live in the craft lane, then it just seems plain silly to buy a a new one instead of making one.
Off to Home Depot I went!

materials:
1 - 12” pipe threaded at both ends
1 - T connector
1 - 1” floor flange
1 - can of spray paint

I assembled the pipe to the flange and I was ready to paint

red is my “go to” color.

Feet! I had a few furniture gliders laying around

dried and ready for use

There she stands tall!